My lovely friends and I did a thing.
This is the third time I’m writing this since my computer crashed TWICE (zomfg, muh compyutah is a feminist!!1!11)
First of all, if I were the principal, I would just say “Fuck it, this school needs uniforms” and start giving them just to give you Strong Radical Womyn™ the middle finger. DCs are NOT a right, they’re a privilege and should be treated as such.
Second of all, the teachers couldn’t care less what you wear, it’s the board of education that has a problem. School DCs exist to prepare you for work DCs, when you’re no longer “too young to be sexualized” (Even though you aren’t, because the world doesn’t revolve around ‘Murica. The earliest age of consent is 16 in the US, 14 in some European countries like Austria, Germany or Hungary, 13 in Spain, and as soon as they hit puberty in Bolivia) and can actually get fired for it, or even for trying to pull of this bullshit you’re trying to do right there. Not to mention, it’s not because men = testosterone-addled apes = will start furiously masturbating as soon as they see a girl’s exposed skin, but rather because school is a professional enviroment and should be treated as such. That means dressing aproppiately. You go to school to learn, not to get boys, nor to show that you are a Strong Radical Womon™ by defying The Patriarchy™ and dressing like a whore (Oops, Slut Shaming™)
Third of all, the problem ISN’T shorts, the problem is shorts so short they can practically see your asshole. If I can deal with 35°C with just a short-sleeved shirt and shorts 3 or 4 cm above the knees, so can you.
Fourth, dress codes apply to both sexes. The reason boys aren’t getting written up for wearing tiny shorts is because there are no boys wearing tiny shorts. If they did, they would be told to change, too. And that’s what happens when they wear inappropiate logos or sagging pants. The difference is that they don’t consider this victimization or Rape Culture™). The reason they can wear spandex shirts is because they aren’t half as revealing as yoga pants.
Fifth, are you really calling teachers that write you up pedophiles? That doesn’t even begin to make sense. I already adressed why not at second, so whatever.
Sixth and final, I don’t get what you say about eating disorders. Don’t they exist because girls want to look good?