Not programmed to stutter

outofcontextdnd:

Happened during a Star Wars Game…

PC Noble: Let me in the cockpit droid!

PC Droid: If you try once more I will not hesitate to shoot you in the face.

PC Noble: Excuse me… could you repeat that?

PC Droid: I apologize ma’am. I am not programmed to stutter.

So, Lykronis, what do your orc eyes see? — The Paladin to the Barbarian, who was the only one in the party with dark vision. (via outofcontextdnd)
Album Art

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oneboredjeu:

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The Radioactive Fox

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons vs. The Fox by Ylvis.

Based on the above post.

Download here.

Ok but can we talk about how well the second verse works lyrics-wise what the fuck

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ArtistImagine Dragons
TitleThe Radioactive Fox (feat. Ylvis)
AlbumNight Visions
Hey, Sweet-Horns! Nice hooves. Pour me a drink? — Some time after being told not to return to the Minotaur’s bar, the bard was actually served a drink! (via outofcontextdnd)

Pirate’s epic crit-botch line.

outofcontextdnd:

"Damn, these are some dry-ass sandwiches."

-Warrior/Pirate in response to his crit-botched perception check in a library.

So the skeleton’s missing an arm? . . that’s humerus. — The worst pun of the night. (via outofcontextdnd)

When the party first finds out about the Orky effect.

outofcontextdnd:

“We can paint [the mount] red to make him go faster” – Knight
“You would need A LOT of blood” – DM
“We have an entire orphan!” – Druid

(Pathfinder/Warhammer crossover)

sixpenceee:

JOINTS IN MOTION

As said by IFL science

Cameron Drake of San Francisco has created a collection of magnificent images showing joints in motion. He was aided by orthopedic physician Dr. Noah Weiss and the finished product is completely amazing. If you’d like to know more about the project, please check out Drake’s blog.

(via cattwo28)

…I guess I AM a book!

outofcontextdnd:

(Because Bluff and Diplo can convince anyone of anything.)

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ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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outofcontextdnd:

Over the course of a conversation regarding a prophecy, the party said the name Lucifer three times.

Lucifer: Did somebody say my name?

Alexandra (Paladin): Detect evi-

Lucifer: Let me save you some time……….. Yes.

that-fabulous-bastard:

the-navel-treatment:

riversnogs:

aaaand now I’m crying.

This one. This is the one that did me in.

Yeah, I’m actually tearing up now. 

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asker

Anonymous asked: Are Canadians really as polite as the stereotypes make them out to be?

nerdcubedsadviceforlife:

No, they EHt my pie