Not programmed to stutter
Happened during a Star Wars Game…
PC Noble: Let me in the cockpit droid!
PC Droid: If you try once more I will not hesitate to shoot you in the face.
PC Noble: Excuse me… could you repeat that?
PC Droid: I apologize ma’am. I am not programmed to stutter.
Pirate’s epic crit-botch line.
"Damn, these are some dry-ass sandwiches."
-Warrior/Pirate in response to his crit-botched perception check in a library.
When the party first finds out about the Orky effect.
“We can paint [the mount] red to make him go faster” – Knight
“You would need A LOT of blood” – DM
“We have an entire orphan!” – Druid
…I guess I AM a book!
Over the course of a conversation regarding a prophecy, the party said the name Lucifer three times.
Lucifer: Did somebody say my name?
Alexandra (Paladin): Detect evi-
Lucifer: Let me save you some time……….. Yes.