What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed — (via meaty-bicycle)

(via the-dash-plague)

"I’m Out for literally FIVE MINUTES! And you fuck everything up….. FIVE MINUTES!"

outofcontextdnd:

~ Our party leader after returning from a private conversation.

art-of-swords:

Sword and Scabbard

  • Dated: circa 1750 - 1850
  • Culture: Bhutanese
  • Medium: steel, silver, gold, copper alloy, wood
  • Dimensions: overall length 34 inches (86.4 cm); blade length 26 1/8 inches (66.4 cm)

Source: Copyright © 2014 The Metropolitan Museum of Art

I’m Littlest in Stature Only. You can call me Littlest.

*points to bear* This is Fat with Berries. He’s my cousin.

*pause, then whispers* I’m adopted.

— Bear Shaman Druid, every single time she had to introduce herself and her animal companion, who was, in fact, her cousin. (via outofcontextdnd)
I need to leave the house more often. It did me good last time. — Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedoutofcontext)

arabswagger:

Stop calling ISIS the Islamic State.

You guys will go upon lengths and jump hoops to deny that the KKK are a Christian influenced group but won’t blink to say Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.

The language you use matters. 

ISIS literally stands for Islamic State of Iraq and Syria you fucking tool.

{x}

(via konichisakai)

asker

howlingbennol asked: What's the difference between ADD and ADHD?

dizabell:

Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

(via konichisakai)

outofcontextdnd:

"I’m just stabbing people. There isn’t any nationality to that."

did-you-kno:

The last witness of Abraham Lincoln’s assassination lived long enough to be interviewed on TV. Source

did-you-kno:

The last witness of Abraham Lincoln’s assassination lived long enough to be interviewed on TV. Source

loltaku:

I have no words

loltaku:

I have no words

outofcontextdnd:

Cleric: we will never again discuss the procurement, sale or healing properties of Goblin dicks.