What the hell is a jay-peg? Do you mean a jay-pee-gee? — A client who runs a photography website (via clientsfromhell)

kirrys:

Yay! I got to do more Gnar comics!! :D Thank you so much you guys for all your suggestions, they were way fun to read and draw!! ^___^

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/community/community-spotlight/more-playtime-gnar

(via konichisakai)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult — anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via the-dash-plague)

macbethoff:

Western style Hot Fuzz!

macbethoff:

Western style Hot Fuzz!

(via the-dash-plague)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 368
Leona [28:45]: Or just die again
Leona [28:47]: Like guy
Leona [28:51]: Get a grip
Leona [28:56]: The fuck is rong with you
Maokai [29:03]: I just found out I have cancer. It’s irritating and I’m to constantly reminded that it’s there
Maokai [29:21]: The doctors are calling it a stage IV Leona.
(Thanks to anon for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 368

Leona [28:45]: Or just die again

Leona [28:47]: Like guy

Leona [28:51]: Get a grip

Leona [28:56]: The fuck is rong with you

Maokai [29:03]: I just found out I have cancer. It’s irritating and I’m to constantly reminded that it’s there

Maokai [29:21]: The doctors are calling it a stage IV Leona.

(Thanks to anon for the quote!)

nerdcubedactually:

Recently a wrestler, Darren Young, came out. Wonder what the hyper-macho wrestlers of the WWE thought about this?

Honestly, we’re probably more angry if someone’s not reading comic books than whether they’re gay or straight. - Brodus Clay

And that’s another reason to love wrestling.

abysmalartadventures:

Art the second
It’s a shitty face thing. Inspired by one of my rpg characters recalling the fact that he is illiterate and he just asked a blind guy to help him write a letter.

abysmalartadventures:

Art the second

It’s a shitty face thing. Inspired by one of my rpg characters recalling the fact that he is illiterate and he just asked a blind guy to help him write a letter.

And by hell, I mean Ikea. On a Saturday. And you bump into your ex-girlfriend and you didn’t have enough money so the whole trip was worthless, and just repeating that every day forever. — Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedoutofcontext)

outofcontextdnd:

Him: Wow, there are a LOT of horses here. How many, you ask? Let’s count them! One, two, three— shit! Spider!

Me: That’s very different from the counting system I learned.

is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

(via konichisakai)

outofcontextdnd:

DM: …the lecturer is pleased that the party’s fighter knows more about necromancy than most of his students, and annoyed at his students that the party’s fighter knows more about necromancy than his students.

What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed — (via meaty-bicycle)

(via the-dash-plague)

"I’m Out for literally FIVE MINUTES! And you fuck everything up….. FIVE MINUTES!"

outofcontextdnd:

~ Our party leader after returning from a private conversation.

art-of-swords:

Sword and Scabbard

  • Dated: circa 1750 - 1850
  • Culture: Bhutanese
  • Medium: steel, silver, gold, copper alloy, wood
  • Dimensions: overall length 34 inches (86.4 cm); blade length 26 1/8 inches (66.4 cm)

Source: Copyright © 2014 The Metropolitan Museum of Art